Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Ode to spring

Are you kidding me? Spring is icky!!! Everyone with all of their cheesy garbage about spring. Yellow daffodils, and blue skies! What are we turning in to? Pretty soon we will take a pilgrimage to the forest and dance around in white robes, and start calling ourselves "the family". Have orgies at midnight, and sacrifices at dawn. Give me a break. Spring only gives you headaches, and drainage. Too hot for a coat, too cold for a jacket. And don't you dare start throwing old posts in my face! something about porches and daffodils, and warm fuzzy cats....stop being a woos and realize we are not much better than animals...totally affected and manipulated by our surroundings. blue skies=good day gray skies=bad day! hogwash.
some of you smarties out there will say...no way sweet t...i am not affected by our environment. Oh! Get off your high horse. You are just as susceptible as anyone.
spring! spring! spring! into HELL! you morons don't know what's about to hit you!

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