Thursday, March 17, 2005

My Porn Name

I was told once that you figure out your "porn" name from the name of your first pet, and the name of the street from your childhood home. In this case, mine would be Midnight Lakeshore (or if you want to get real techinical it would be Midnight Kingsway)...Instead of a porn star I think I will run away and become a master thief. So if you hear of Midnight Lakeshore, dressed in black --mask on her face, with the moves of a jungle cat proclaimed as the modern robin hood...then you will know that i have disappeared only in order to fight for justice, truth and the american way.

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